Have a Halloween Poem

I may not ever get any trick or treaters come to my door, or own any actual costumes, or have a carved pumpkin outdide, or be cool in any way, shape, or form, but I still love Halloween.

Watching scary movies (not scary-scary, you understand, I'm more of a funny-scary person - you know, a wimp), eating entire sharing bags of discounted sweets, being allowed to say slightly morbid stuff... This truly is a magical holiday. 

So I wrote a funny little poem for you all to enjoy, technically it's for the kids out there, but adults can enjoy it too!  

 I hope you like it!